The Top Ten Things I Heard While Learning to Drive

1: Slow Down!!

2: Speed Up.

3: Look over your shoulder when changing lanes!

4: It's not a staring contest, just glance!

5: Stay in your lane.

6: You have to be aware of everything around you.

7: A merge is like two people trying to get into the same place at the same time without hitting each other.

8: Slow down, no, BRAKE!

9: Stay in your lane.

10: Don't panic.

And now, I am a Licensed Driver. Congratulations, Self!