Top Eleven Things I Said While Learning to Drive

1: I am slowing down!

2: Whoops, I guess I should slow down a bit. Don't want to get my permit suspended.

3: I am speeding up, your gas pedal just has a slow response time.

4: Where are you going, can I drive?

5: How'm I doing?

6: I'm such a good parker!

7: What should I have done?

8: *tears* I'm a terrible driver, I'll never get my license!

9: I am staying in my lane!

10: Night driving sure is different!


11: Let's do a road trip, I'll drive!

The Top Ten Things I Heard While Learning to Drive

1: Slow Down!!

2: Speed Up.

3: Look over your shoulder when changing lanes!

4: It's not a staring contest, just glance!

5: Stay in your lane.

6: You have to be aware of everything around you.

7: A merge is like two people trying to get into the same place at the same time without hitting each other.

8: Slow down, no, BRAKE!

9: Stay in your lane.

10: Don't panic.

And now, I am a Licensed Driver. Congratulations, Self!